After 39 years of not being 40, I decided to give it a try. Being two score is unlike anything before it so I feel it would be prudent to warn you about a few things...
Avoid at all costs the 'Today show' on radio 4, you'll be ranting like an old man in no time, try bitting down on a wooden spoon if you insist on listening.
Warning!!! Country music sounds cool...25 years ago, if you told me I'd get chills from hearing Willie Nelson and
Toby Keith sing about feeding alcoholic beverages to a horse, I'd ask you what a time traveler is doing going to punk shows and talking to little kids.
The party is over...Well, it's not 'over' per se, it's just drastically different. Try finding an atheist in an old man's hangover. I have sat there with my head in the toilet for hours explaining to Jesus why I've never been to church and swearing to his dad I will start this Sunday. Who needs this?
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